Okay, here’s the deal…

I believe that It’s A Wonderful Life is one of the greatest movies ever made, and after dozens of viewings I still cry every single time I watch it. My favorite punctuation mark is the semi-colon and my favorite font is Georgia, even though Monotype Corsiva looks more like my actual handwriting. Things I like include: nutella, bookstores, pointy-toed leather flats, The Office, glossy fashion magazines, holding a happy baby, sleeping in late on a weekday, the smell of a fire on a crisp autumn day, puggles, riding shotgun, Clive Owen, accents, flowers for no reason, trips to the farmer’s market, laughing until my face hurts, the color blue, guacamole, people who are not easily offended, stopping for a cup of tea, stained glass windows, genuine compliments (especially if they come out sort of wrong), geeks and cold pillows.

I am annoyed by tardiness, made up words, WalMart, baby talk, underwear that is too small, showers with low water pressure, bad cell phone manners, busy bodies, wallpaper, lying, wearing shoes that are wet and wine snobs.

I live in Cincinnati.  At my heaviest I weighed 330 pounds. I currently weigh: 321 312 306 298 296 293 289 291 pounds.